Collections fun

As I sit here at 7:14 on a Saturday morning I think to myself, "Gee isn't collections fun. They let me set my own hours and everything." Oh wait then the practical side of me returns and says. "Yea set your own hours, as long as 12 of them are between 6-10 at night or on a weekend. And you must have at least 2 weekends a month." So you see I am not really setting my own hours at all because if I were I would work a normal full time schedule and then perhaps I would be able to see my fiancee once in a blue moon and maybe, just maybe, be able to enjoy my weekend. Thanks you for letting me rant, we now return you to your regularly scheduled program...